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Welcome to the The Adopt-a-Grandma, or T.A.G.S. official site. At this site, we offer a variety of grandmas from three distinct regions of the world. Our Staff enjoys working with these smelly old people and it brings us great happiness when a grandma is adopted. How do you know if a grandma is right for you? The answer is simple. If you feel an emptiness inside and desperately need an older person to boss you around, burden you, and make your life miserable, then you know a grandma is right for you! Lauren (Co-President) Kalene (Co-President) Jeremy (Vice-President) Requirements for adopting a grandma: Large, fenced yard Rocking chair bedpan Knitting Materials 8' by 5' cage In-home Hospital Lots of tequila because grandma's like to drink No mirrors (Grandmas are extremely ugly.) Last updated on June 23, 2002. Website created by Jeremy Lind. Bookmark this Site! ddddd Advertisement- We do not support or endorse anyone who's ad appears below.